Let's Take a Trip to the Lands of Above

the names Owen, and for those with an interest my middle is Martin, but not many people actually care about that one XD (myself included) i love the colour blue. or green. it depends which way the wind is blowing to be completely honest. im definately in love with the BBC for giving me such wonders as Dr. Who, being human and Torchwood. i have an dæmon called aruthey, and you will soon find out shes always here, wherever i go. and if you want to know, shes a lynx.

The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
  • me: please be gay.
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

theface-ofboe:

psychoglossia:

Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.

Another one I have
Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.

A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.

some faggot falls asleep on a beach, and has a nightmare, then he finds an oversized key, and is told he has to fight shadows. probably some hallucination side effect of him keep trying to feed his friend some weird star shaped fruit.

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

theface-ofboe:

psychoglossia:

Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.

Another one I have

Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.

A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.

some faggot falls asleep on a beach, and has a nightmare, then he finds an oversized key, and is told he has to fight shadows. probably some hallucination side effect of him keep trying to feed his friend some weird star shaped fruit.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

I like it when the coffee is done.

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J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

ladyravenfeather:

temperancethirteen:

astudyinsherlockians:

My heart. It’s broken.

…..Why do I not believe you?

Jk Rowling needs to be given the title of life ruiner. She was obviously grinning like the Cheshire cat when she thought this stuff up.

(Source: peculiarpepper)

We don’t film in chronological order so the last shot we filmed was me, Matt and Arthur going into the TARDIS. Then Matt closed the door for the last time and we were in darkness. We hugged and started crying. It was kind of tears of happiness. It was a feeling of ‘Look at what we’ve done’. It was lovely.

—Karen Gillan, on her last scene. (via kayleyhyde)

(Source: doctorwhotv.co.uk, via kayleyhyde)